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A park on every corner
Because a good community needs somewhere to run, sniff, and be a very good boy.
Texas · 2026 · A very good boy seeking a very big seat
Milo
for Senate
Everyone on this ballot ran against a dog. Milo is the only one who has never missed a walk, broken a promise, or ignored a constituent.
Ranked #1 to 3 in likability · Polls of 2025 & 2026 South Austin dog parks
136%
Good boy
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Attendance
Shows up every day, does the job, never asks for a pension. Unheard of in Washington.
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Balls seized from other dogs
Not one returned. Honestly, he's ready for the Senate now.
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Naps taken today
Live count. Still more productive than Congress, and he's unconscious.
Election Day · November 3, 2026
The countdown
is on
The polls close at 7:00 PM Central. Milo has been running his entire campaign from a standing start, which is also how he begins every walk. Every second counts, and so does every dollar to a shelter.
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Live count. He will be napping by 7:01, win or lose.
Meet the candidate
Four years of
public service
as a good boy
Milo has spent 3 decades in dog years, earning one goofy act at a time. He knows what voters really want: steady presence, honest instinct, and the courage to be authentic.
- 01He has made mistakes. He owns them, and has learned how to change those behaviors.
- 02His bat signal is very strong when it comes to having presence with other dogs. He always comes in peace.
- 03He is a dog first kind of guy, and that sits as a top priority. Every walk. Every day.
The platform
Twelve planks,
one promise
No wishy-washy talking points. Just twelve things Milo will actually do, every single day.
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The treat budget, fixed
End the treat shortage. Fund every shelter, every rescue, every hungry good boy.
03
Belly rubs for all
A universal right to affection, warmth, and a hand that knows exactly where the good spot is.
04
A leash on corruption
No backroom deals, no cat-lobby money. Milo answers to the pack, and only the pack.
The full platform
- 05
A fence around every yard
A national fence initiative. Every yard fenced, every fence inspected, every squirrel formally notified.
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Universal ear-scratch coverage
No deductible. No referrals. Coverage begins the moment a hand comes near a good ear.
- 07
The Walkies Infrastructure Act
Two walks a day is the floor, not the ceiling. Milo will fight to raise it.
- 08
Shelter-first budgeting
Every budget hearing starts with the shelters. If the good boys aren't funded, nothing else gets funded.
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Full recognition of the mailman
Decades of hostility end on day one. Formal relations, immediate sniffing privileges.
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Term limits for squirrels
Nobody should occupy the same tree for that long. Nobody.
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The ball stays in play
Milo will not rest until every ball seized from another dog is accounted for. Transparency starts at the park.
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Protected nap hours
A guaranteed afternoon nap, federally protected. Productivity follows rest. Look at Milo. That's the proof.
What the pack is saying
"Finally, a leader who actually listens."
"Milo brought home the bacon. Literally."
"He fetched my vote before I even asked."
Merch from HQ
Put a good boy on your lawn
The official campaign sign. Weatherproof, double-sided, and the only political sign your neighbors will ask about without an argument.
Live from Texas
Word on the street
Texans are talking. Say your piece. Every comment is reviewed by the campaign before it hits the wall.
Add your name to the pack
Get rally invites, platform updates, and Milo's very important tail-wag report, straight to your inbox.
Campaign finance
How to contribute
The Milo for Senate campaign does not accept campaign contributions. Federal law requires donors to give to a candidate, and every review board agrees: Milo is a dog. So there is no fundraising goal, no phone banks, and no donors to call back. Support the pack the legal way:
Fund the shelters
Milo for Senate does not accept donations. If you want to help, give directly to a shelter or rescue near you.
Donate to a shelterWear the colors
Official hats, bandanas, and shirts in campaign colors. Every dollar of profit goes to Texas animal shelters. Milo keeps nothing.
Visit the storePost the cards
Four official social cards, ready to download. Put a good boy on every feed. It is the cheapest get-out-the-vote operation in Texas.
Get the cardsWalk your own dog
The campaign staff is fully staffed: one walker, unpaid, fiercely loyal, and reporting directly to the dog. Walk yours like Milo walks his.
Join the packThe campaign also accepts applause.
Get the word out
Post this everywhere
The official campaign share card. Take it, post it, tape it to the fridge. Democracy works better when a good boy is on every feed.
Post it now
The best candidate on the ballot is a very good boy. Milo for Senate. Donate to real animal shelters across Texas. milofortexas.com
Give a good boy a chance
Milo for Senate does not accept donations. If you want to help, give directly to a shelter or rescue near you.
Click your part of Texas
Pick a shelter:
Austin
Dallas-Fort Worth
Houston
San Antonio
El Paso
Permian Basin & Concho Valley
Panhandle & South Plains
Laredo & South Texas
Wichita Falls & North Texas
Golden Triangle (Beaumont-Port Arthur)
Deep East Texas (Longview)
Crossroads (Victoria)
Northeast Texas (Texarkana)
Killeen-Temple
Rio Grande Valley & Gulf Coast
Milo for Senate does not accept donations. If you want to help, give directly to a shelter or rescue near you.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect a Good Boy. Mostly authorized by snacks.
The whole point
GIVE TO THE SHELTERS, NOT THE CAMPAIGN
Milo doesn't take money. He came out of a shelter, and that's where your help does the most good. Donate, foster, or adopt local.
Milo accepts payment exclusively in snacks.