Media resources · 2026 cycle
Press kit
Official headshots, approved quotes, fast facts, and everything the press needs. For members of the press. And everyone else. There is no embargo on a good boy.
Approved for releaseOfficial headshots
Approved for publication
Every photo below is official campaign photography. Download any of them at full size. Photo credit: the campaign. Usage terms are listed under the media kit.
The official portrait
Taken in one take. The candidate insisted.
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The meet-and-greet
Door-to-door operations, South Austin. Every door was a good door.
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The water session
Field research on water safety. The findings were enthusiastic.
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The record, on one page
- Candidate
- Milo
- Party
- Good Boy
- Hometown
- South Austin, Texas
- Seeking
- U.S. Senate, State of Texas
- Public service
- Four years (a decade, in dog years)
- Platform
- Parks, treats, belly rubs, and a leash on corruption
- Position on cats
- Under review
- Preferred payment
- Snacks
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Quotes we stand behind
"He shows up every day. He does the job. He never asks for a pension. Unheard of in Washington."
"Milo has made mistakes. He owns them, and has learned how to change those behaviors."
"He was asleep for most of the alleged incidents. He was also asleep for the rest."
The media kit
Everything in one file
The official press kit: fast facts, boilerplate, approved quotes, photo policy, and interview instructions. One page. No footnotes. Nothing to hide.
Download the press kit- Campaign photos are approved for publication at any size.
- Do not crop the ears.
- Do not brighten the good boy. He is already at maximum.
- Do not use flash. He thinks flash is for squirrels.
Boilerplate — About the campaign
Milo for Senate is a grassroots campaign headquartered at a house in South Austin with a very good fence. The candidate is a dog. He is running for the United States Senate on a record of showing up every day, doing the job, and never once asking for a pension. All campaign contributions are directed to animal shelters across Texas. The candidate accepts payment exclusively in snacks.
Press inquiries
All press inquiries go directly to the candidate
The candidate is available for interviews between naps. Approach slowly, extend a hand, and speak calmly. He has never turned down an interview or a treat.